April 2012
me: *sneezes*
everyone:
someone else: *sneezes*
teacher: bless you
students: bless you
principal: bless you
class hamster: bless you
jesus: bless you
god: bless you
tupac: bless you
The Fandom: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Harry Potter: Why are you here? All of you.
The Fandom: We never left.
[few seconds later]
The Fandom: You're nearly there.
Harry Potter: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to block your social life for Tumblr. And, what about all of your friends?
The Fandom: Others will tell them why we love Tumblr. One day, they'll understand.
Harry Potter: You'll stay with me?
The Fandom: Until the end.
Harry Potter: They won't be able to see you?
The Fandom: No. We're here, you see.
[points to Harry's heart]
Harry Potter: Stay close to me.
The Fandom: Always.
finally see favorite band in concert
me: crawl up on stage
me: "i'm your biggest fan"
me: slowly walks up to them
me: lick them
me: lick the stage
me: lick the amps
me: lick the instruments
me: lick them more
me: move like an inchworm across the stage... licking
me: lick the manager
me: trail of spit across the stage
me: lick the mic
me: lick the body guards
me: lick the police
me: lick the patrol car
me: lick the inside of the jail cell
me: never stop licking
me: lick the judge
me: lick the stand
me: lick the jury
me: lick my attorney
me: lick the prison guards
me: lick the judges mallet
me: lick the evidence papers
me: consume the evidence
me: die from poisoning
me: lick the coffin
me: reincarnated as a slug
me: find way into the tour van
me: become band's pet slug
me: ride forever
niallhoransbabe:
potatoesforhoran:
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forever-ziam:
zaynsonethingwife:
Harry, Louis,...
